Chuck Norris Facts, Part 2

Ich kann einfach nicht aufhören zu lesen... :

• Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
• In an average living room there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

...to be continued