Ich kann einfach nicht damit aufhören...

• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
• Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
• When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

to be continued...