Can't...stop...must...post...facts...

• Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
• When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
• When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
• The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
• Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
• July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

probably to be continued...