Der letzte Rest vom Schützenfest

Ok, hiernach habt ihrs geschafft :)

• Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
• Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
• In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
• Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Zum Schluss noch einer der in mir die Befürchtung erweckt das die Fakten vielleicht gar nicht echt sind? Kann doch nicht sein oder? :

• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

:)