Die kleine CD-Kritik zwischendurch

Nicht von mir, aber einfach schön.
Aus der Liste der 9 unnötigsten "Greatest Hits"-Compilations hier das Zitat einer amazon-Käufer-Bewertung:
"If you decide to buy this CD, wait patiently by the mail box till it arrives. Upon arrival, quickly open the box, then pull the security tape from the jewel case. Open the jewel case and place the CD in one hand. Break the CD in half, then slit your wrists with the remaining shards. As you begin to die look at your reflection in the mirror-like surface of the broken CD, and ask your self what you were thinking when you ordered this CD!"

Es geht dabei um "The best of Vanilla Ice" :D